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Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour.


Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.


Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.


Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.


Santa: OK!


Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.


Santa: Have you brought the bottle?

May God stay with you this day, and give you peace of mind. May He give you a happy heart, & His luv all the time. Gud
Morning & God Bless!

I may not be by your side, celebrating your special day with you. But I want you to know that I am thinking of you and wishing you a wonderful birthday!

When one gets up in the morning, one must thank God for the light, for the life and for the strength.

One also must thank Him for the food and for the joys of living.

If one fails to thank God, the fault lies within oneself.

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On this special day, a special person like you deserves nothing but the best. May you always be blessed by the Almighty!

Happy Birthday!

On this auspicious day of Saraswati Puja, may you

Wear yellow and bloom life mustard fields;

Fly Kites and soar into sky like them;

Welcome the Spring season and shed lethargy;

And burn evils like Holika's pyre.

Happy Basant Panchmi!

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

~ Groucho Marx

Good Day!

Happiness is a crazy mathematics, because it multiplies when one starts dividing it!

Have a very happy weekend!